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HOWARD STERN: Kelly Preston you dumped? Man, you’re the man!
GEORGE CLOONEY: Oh, I didn’t dump her, we just broke up.
HOWARD: Oh, you didn’t--when were you dating her, before you got famous?
GEORGE: Yeah, well--
HOWARD: No kidding--
GEORGE: I was doing "Roseanne", I think, at the moment.
HOWARD: No kidding! And you were dating Kelly Preston? Jesus!--
GEORGE: I was doing her too!
[laughter]
HOWARD: You did Roseanne AND Kelly Preston? At the same time? Kelly Preston is some woman!
GEORGE: Yeah.
HOWARD: I know Travolta can’t be satisfying her.
ROBIN QUIVERS: Wait, was she a Scientologist then?
GEORGE: Um--that was kind of in, on the back shelf at that time.
HOWARD: Really?
ROBIN: Ah hah.
HOWARD: I gotta tell you something; if I was in Hollywood, if I wanted to get broads that were easy, I’d go right to the Scientology headquarters.
[laughter]
ROBIN: You’d go right to the center--
HOWARD: They’re dumb, they’re stupid; how do you believe L. Ron Hubbard’s God? Say hey, if you’re that stupid, I’ll bang you! Why not?
[laughter]
HOWARD: Was she a stupid broad?
GEORGE: No, she’s really smart, actually--
HOWARD: Really?
GEORGE: Yeah.
HOWARD: So you think she’s just into the Scientology because Travolta’s got her hooked into that?
GEORGE: I don’t know; I think that--no, she was into it before she was with, with John.
HOWARD: Maybe we should save her from that cult.
ROBIN: Yeah, maybe you should kidnap her and deprogram her--
HOWARD: Maybe me and you--maybe me and George Clooney ought to get together; this will be our new big campaign, to rescue all the celebrities from the Scientologists.
[laughter]
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