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Laughing at Scientology's Expense
What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?
Hud Nordin reported on ars:
Colbert Report host Stephen Colbert interviewed US astronaut Garrett
Reisman aboard the International Space Station, Thursday, May 8.
"How about that? You hold on to the tin cans and then this guy asks you a bunch of questions, and if you pay enough money you get to join the master race. How's that for a religion?" -- Frank Zappa, to a concert audience at the Rockpile, Toronto, May 1969
Commodore Rim Job - and more musical hits, that Scientology won't like HERE
Here we have a monolog from last night, a talk show.KIMMEL on ABC Network
This is about Chef's new job - doing voice over work for Tom Cruise - Watch this HERE
Seinfeld runs into a Scientologist LINK
March 22, 2006 - David Letterman's Top Ten List :
Top 10 Signs your Spring Break was LAME:
#2 - #2. Your congo line leads you to one of the $cientology Centers. !!
Comedy Central - South Park - March 22 - Another episode skewers Scientology -
"They get their revenge on everyone: Isaac Hayes for quitting the show because of Scientology (showing him not only to be a brainwashed fool, but a pederast) and Scientology through the thinly veiled cult they depict." (quote by a famous author, links by Arnie Lerma)
"The Mormons should be happy because Scientology
came along and made them the second weirdest"
This is a must see Flash Animation about Xenu, the body thetans and $cientology, based on the Fishman documents that I was sued for posting to the net ten years ago.
Conan O'brien lets Scientology respond to criticism, appearing, wearing an OTVIII banner, is Scientology's spokesperson, McCheese.
Ok, there is no way to track, all the media on Tom Cruise and now, Katie Holmes... but if you havent seen this movie.. It is a parody of the tom cruise episode on Oprah, it is hysterically funny..."Tom Cruise Killing Oprah"
July 2005, Mad Magazine has the following clever quip in its spoof of Batman Begins:
if you want to read ONE Magazine article that will scare the hell out of you, from LIFE MAGAZINE about Scientology, read THIS ONE, and, a big THANK YOU to TOM CRUISE, for helping to get the word out about Scientology's true nature.
Scientology losing ground to new Fictionology -
Go to TheOnion.com ( Four stars - very funny )
NEW - The Tom Cruise Safe Movie Watching kit - Now on SALE!!!
Hunter Thompson on Scientology
HST: Being a writer in America is very hard. A freelance writer. I'd like a monument to me indicating that you can do it. If you don't lie.
Times: If you don't lie?
HST: Yeah. That's a tricky thing to say. Yeah. I've been pretty honest, I guess, with what I've written. The only thing that would hurt me would be to be accused of some[thing] really horrible, the kind of crimes I jump on people for - Lies, treachery. If it came out I was working for Scientology all this time. (Laughs.)
(rest at): http://www.lubbockonline.com/news/071097/going.htm
Jan 26 2005 - Comedy Central
Last night on Comedy Central's TV show called Crank Yankers, a skit began by showing the Yankerville Scientology Center with two xenu type characters floating down the front stairs. The show made no further mention of them but went on to a funny skit about the Costume Store next door to them.
Goonmeet meets at NY Scientology!
Excerpt: "Now we went in there knowing we were going to act up and eventually be kicked out. So here's my best recollection of how this went down:
The movie started, we started coughing really noisily, we started clapping WAY too loudly and cheering the movie's opening credits, we shushed people so obscenely loud, we shouted catchphrases at the screen. And the scientologists started getting nervous, they started pacing around the edges of the theater, wondering what to do.
And then we went nuts
Some goon busted out an airhorn and started letting loose with it. Another goon (Javaman) blew up an inflatable sex doll, and tossed it around, Another goon took his shirt off and sat their topless while an usher asked him to put his shirt back on (his response to "sir can you please put your shirt back on?" "No, not really") Dodgeballs started being tossed around.
After 5 or so minutes of this, they started kicking us out
I was one of the first thrown out, and me and several goons started forming an exit strategy, we called goons still inside watching the movie, and gave them the orders to "make a scene and stand up and walk out" eventually they started filing out.
A few unlucky goons were cornered and couldn't make it out right away and were confronted by scientologists, and were forced to be e-metered....
Link to Somethingawful.com site Continues HERE
Presented by Fadetoblack comedy magazine, all the answers to this hilarious quiz based on a comparison of Dr Seuss to L Ron Hubbard exist on lermanet.com
Hackles Cartoon about Squidentology and Squidentics From TelevisionCity: April 2003 - the movie "Laurel Canyon." A movie
not afraid of Scientology. At the beginning of the movie a couple are going
to LA from back east. The parents of the woman say "we don't want her to
go out there and become a Scientologist or a vegetarian." and then everybody
laughs. This was in the trailer as well. - by Jeff Jacobsen Feb 3, 2003 - Futurama - It has a "Church of Star Trek" with a sign outside: Comedian, guitarist, and all-around cool girl at school: Kimmy G. takes us into a Scientology center and actually completes the personality test. Fox network's Funniest Wedding Outtakes
Hackles Cartoon about Squidentology and Squidentics
April 2003 - the movie "Laurel Canyon." A movie not afraid of Scientology. At the beginning of the movie a couple are going to LA from back east. The parents of the woman say "we don't want her to go out there and become a Scientologist or a vegetarian." and then everybody laughs. This was in the trailer as well. - by Jeff Jacobsen
Feb 3, 2003 - Futurama - It has a "Church of Star Trek" with a sign outside:
Comedian, guitarist, and all-around cool girl at school: Kimmy G. takes us into a Scientology center and actually completes the personality test.
Fox network's Funniest Wedding Outtakes,
The Door Magazine
1) Scientologist doctors recommend that all thetans who want to be clear and disease free undergo a regimen of proper auditing and constant expulsion of liquid assets of at least $300,000 in order to drain completely their minds (and bank accounts).
2) [ for rest of this accurate and funny series go HERE]
On the 15 Sept 2002 episode of the HBO show "Curb Your Enthusiasm", there was a bit about a restaurant that some characters were starting up; Larry David becomes a partner in a restaurant along with Ted Danson and Michael York. David offers to pick out the waiter's uniforms. When he returns with a blue shirt with a clear miltary bent, including epaulettes, one of the other partners, played by Lou DiMaggio, says, "They might think we have Scientologists for wait people."
MAD MAGAZINE #421 September 2002 Page 15
Star Bores - EPIC LOAD II
I'm Chancellor Palpatation, head of the Senate! I have to be very careful that anything I say or do doesn't cause an all-out war with the Separatwits! The Separatwits have the ability to produce millions of clones ready to do their bidding - sort of like Scientologists, but less scary!
3) A lot of people think Scientology is a cult but that's not true. In fact, I want you to come to a meeting with me tomorrow to prove it. No I insist, you will come to the meeting tomorrow! You don't want the Thetans to eat your soul do you?
to song "I got an Avagram" (Ava Paquette being the more recent author of
numerous Scientology legal threat letters recently, she replaced Helena Kobrin) below
Read the Helena Kobrin Love Page
- These reviews are still funny to read
9 July 01
Even stomach flu has its advantages; cramps not only saved me from studying math, but
allowed me to watch the season finale of the National Enquirer's "UNCOVERED"
syndicated TV show. Kinda like a perverted "Entertainment Tonight" that's not
afraid to stick a pin in $cientology's bubble.
They noted, however, that having "jumped the shark" with Battlefield Earth,
he appeared to be clinging to the back of a "Swordfish" with the help of
"Halle Berry's floatation devices."
April 2001 A few months ago, in the comic Life in Hell:
I saw a re-run of a Simpsons episode, the one where they visit
Silicon Valley From Magician's Penn and Teller:
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Below: Comedy Central Show #1126
Where everybody knows you are insane.
[Graphic Kristi Alley, tile says : L Ron Hubbard]
L Ron's Body was then dragged from his grave by sickly zombies with ashen faces
chanting: "Show me the money"
Hubbards church known in some circles as the "beard religion to the stars"
has for years actively recruited popular entertainers
[end of segment]
NEW - Show Me the Money segment Video clip - 17 megabytes, real media
27 June 01 Martin Short on "Prime Time Glick", interviewed by Dennis Miller:
Friday night 8 Feb 2002 on Politically Incorrect, Malcolm McDowell and Jack Black of Tenacious D were discussing the "super powers" that religious leaders have. Jack Black pointed out that Jesus had walking on water, Buddah had levitation, Mohammad had a horse he rode into heaven, and L. Ron Hubbard had ... Malcolm McDowell interjected with, "the power to make people give up their money," to which Jack added "and the power to spot miniscule aliens and zap them." A good laugh was had by all.
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